Da zombees be angwee
Dey blow and dey blow
Twying to nok ober twees
But da twees, dey jus danse

I go outside
But da blowy too blowy
I not like dis blowy
I wants it to stop

I RAWRR at da zombees
But dey jus keep blowing
I takes mama inside
So she not blow away

#BadBlowyZombees

Da shwub be firsty
Dat I see
So I go dere
And take a pee

I soke it good
Up hi I spway
And wen I's done
I run and play

#CheddarPoetry #WateringDaShwub #IHalpMamaWifDaGarden #Pee #StillNoFin

I finds a stik
I bites it kwik
I starts to chew
I starts to lik

I roll awound
I stwech on gwound
I luvs da stik
Dat I has found

#ILikesMyStik #ILikesToBiteIt #MamaSesISilly #ItFwomDaShwubWifNiceSmellingBwanches #StillNoFin

Chewy sneeks to neybor yard
A spot she not to be
I go run to find her fast
Den mama chases me

Mama finking I be bad
But Chewy, I go twak
I make Chewy go bak home
And den I, too, run bak

#CheddarPoetry #IBeGood #IMakingShurChewySafe #IBwingChewyBakHome #StillNoFin

After days of all clowds
Making eberyfing gway
Sunbeam unhid
And da clowds went away

As da warm dwies da wet
I go finds a nice spot
Ware sunbeam gibs kissys
And makes my fur hot

#CheddarPoetry #Sunbeam #AfterDaRain #StillNoFin

In da twee, da Figgy rawrrs
But skary he not be
He still like a baby
He not tuff and fearse like me

On da bwanch, he hezzytate
And den he turn to pose
One step down, he takes a leap
And to da gwound he gos

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeHasBabyRawrr #Twee #FinNotCome

Hunting, spying
Hiding, waching
A warryer
Protekting all

Inspekt da yard
Find nummy snaks
And making shur
We all is safe

Figgy Foowee habing fun
Onto da roof, he kwikly run
Da mama chase, da mama call
Da Fig not lissen, not at all

I come and wach, and I be good
I's on da gwound, jus like I shud
Da mama twik, da Figgy near
Den he gets skooped and put down heer

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyBeBad #IBeGood

After nappy
After sleep
A bumbum kleen
Is good to keep

#CheddarPoetry #bumbum #likkybaff #finnotcome

A cutie like me
Jus as sweet as can be
As I sit by da dor
Wanting outside sum mor

I noe it be wet
But not muddy I get
Dere jus one fing to do
Dig a hole, make a poo

#cheddarpoetry #IGottaPoop #IGotTwikkedToGoInside

Mama ses not nice to hit
But I not hit
I jus go tap

I tap Figgy
A liddle tap
To jus say hai
A tap of luv

It a luv tap, mama
I neber eber hit
Cuz I is a good boy
And I luvs my liddle brudder

#LuvTap #NotHit #IIsGood

Mama ses she gotta go
And I ses I go too
Standing by da dor, I cwy
Each time, dis wat I do

Mama piks me up, I cwy
And den I look outside
In da baskit, I get put
Like eberytime I's twied

#CheddarPoetry #IDoDisEberyTimeMamaTwiesToLeeb #SumtimesIBite #IWannaGoToo #FinNotCome

Figgy sings
Den runs on da weel
Fast fast fast

He runs down da hall
Den bak to da weel
Running agen
Fast fast fast

For a minnit, it kwiet
A stink fills da air
Figgy runs to da big room
And sings dat he pooped

#SillyFiggy #Weel #RunRunRun #Poopy #Stinky #MyPoopyStinkyer #NoFin

Me and Figgy wessles
And he gots so much to lern
Sumtimes he not dos it rite
And he forgets his turn

As we play, he den gets up
And twies da bumbum moob
He gets stopped befor he toots
Da Figgy such a noob!

#CheddarPoetry #ItFunToWesslesFiggy #IWin #WeWesslesAllDaTime #NoFin

In da gwass, Figgy sits
So happy
So pwoud
In his bwand new big boy harness

He sings to himself
Den hops into da flower bed
Diggying a hole
Hiding a poopy

Den he finds da purrfekt spot
In da dirt
Ware he rolls and rolls
Cubbering his harness
In warryer paynt

Shadow kitty copys me
Follows me
As sunbeam shines

Ware I go
Is ware he gos
He stays lots close
His paws wif mine

But wen I go
Beneef da twee
He dissypeers
Into da shade

#ShadowKitty #FinNotCome

Mama gots a sammich
And I wants to hab sum too
Firs I kwall onto her lap
And den I start to mew

I forget my manners
And I twy to kwikly gwab
Mama makes me wait and wait
And den a peese I hab

#CheddarPoetry #Sammich #ILikesSammich #DisSammichNeedsHam #WhyDereNoHam #FinNotCome

I is a lion
Stwong and fearse
Hunting
Inbizzybil
My pwey dos not see

Slowly I stok
Kwietly I step
Den I run up to mama
And gib her a kiss

#IFearseButSweet #FinNotCome

Mama's hed is hurty
So jus dis will be my post
I gonna purr and cuddle
Cuz I luvs my mama most

#CheddarPoetry #hurtyHed #MiteNotHartOrWeply #ITakeCareOfMama #FinNotCome

My mama gibs me cuddles
And she comes wen I go mew
My mama gibs me nummy noms
And den she steels my poo

My mama sabed me long ago
A hewo wat she be
I luvs her lots, wif all my hart
And she belongs to me

#CheddarPoetry #MothersDay #MamasDay #ILuvsMyMama #BitesMeanLuv #FinNotCome