Conservatives

Dan Wootton

The main problem for the Tories is that there's not a single policy idea they can have, a single good thing they can promise to do, a single problem they can offer to solve, that they should not have already had, done, and solved in fourteen years. And nothing can change that.

When this dangerous individual eventually goes ‘postal’ nobody will be able to say that they didn’t see the tragedy coming. 🤷🏼‍♂️
#LoozzaFox #LockHimUp

Can you imagine if this were true…

Under Jeremy Hunt, taxes are at their highest level since the Attlee government. The Attlee government built the NHS, the welfare state and hundreds of thousands of council houses. What are the Tories doing with the money?

This guff is why our country’s in such a mess. Inane, dishonest headlines peddled by cynical rightwing papers and ministers to gaslight people into thinking Brexit is something to be proud of… and not the pile of shite they’ve really created.

Embarrassing, ignorant and pathetic

Steven Swinford Seriously why would the ‘brightest and the best’ come? Why? Why would they want to come to an anti-immigrant, isolationist, prejudiced country that has diminished its own influence, shunned collaboration with its own continent and risked inward investment. Why?

Breaking News 🗞️

Twice disgraced former Home Secretary and careerist gobshite Suella Braverman reported to be the first living person to have two arseholes after having a new one torn for her live on GB News by Fiona Lali

You just love to see it 👌

I think everyone needs to take lessons from how the students yesterday dealt with GB News and Suella Bravermann.

Just complete ignore them.
Don't give them their gotcha.
Completely ignore.

They don't know how to deal with it, it embarrasses them, ruins their story.

I won't dignify this with any kind of analysis. Another Tory sham promise and arse saving exercise. Fuck off.

Jeremy Hunt promises further tax cuts and hits out at Labour plans #ToriesOut680 #Sunakered
theguardian.com/politics/artic…

Morning lovely people… attack the day

If you think our Far Right politicians are thick as mince, spare a thought for MAGA crank Lauren Boebert here backing Donald Trump’s mental fitness as he passed tests for his, wait for it,

Cognitive Dissonance 🤦‍♂️

Good morning you lovely lot! It's Friday once again, so let's remind the Tories about the fact that it is definitely time for them to fuck off! We have absolutely had enough of them. All they do is lie and blame everyone else for the problems they created. #GeneralElectionNow

Pro-Palestinian Protesters Had A Brutal Response To Suella Braverman's Attempts To Chat On GB News

It was brilliant - they refused the confrontation GB News wanted to promote
#ToriesOut680 #SunakOut570 #GeneralElectionNow #Sunackered
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/suella-b… via HuffPost UK Politics

Tories hit back at Keir Starmer's pledges saying 'They don't add up', although that's only because Laura Trott counted them and said there were 12

Kate Bush releases delayed follow up to Wuthering Heights - Blethering Shite

Russell Brand

Conservatives

Education Minister Gillian Keegan spouting so much waffle that she could quite easily be sponsored by Birdseye

To compete with Keir Starmer, I have updated my pledges to better reflect our true aims:
-Fuck the economy
-Fuck the poor
-Fuck the NHS
-Fuck asylum seekers
-Fuck the country
-fuck your future