Laurence Fox(@LozzaFox) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Climate Crisis-ing. A short play.

Government - β€œStop eating the meats!”

The People - β€œWhy?”

*Pause*

Government - β€œErm… because... Climate change!”

The people - β€œNo chance. We like meat!”

Government - β€œKill all the cows!”

*Pause*

Government (whispers) - β€œCheck mate.”

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Claire #EnoughIsEnough πŸ’™(@clairebubblepop) 's Twitter Profile Photo

According to Laurence Fox we’ve a β€œbloated benefits system which incentivises people not to work”. My issue is 50% on UC actually DO work. The reason we claim UC is coz of the pitiful living wage, it’s NOT liveable! Pick on a system that allows such low wages not people like me.

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Laurence Fox(@LozzaFox) 's Twitter Profile Photo

How wokism is going to bring down capitalism. Corporations forcing on the public what governments would never get away with, because no one would vote for this crap.

We need to purge ESG and DEI and the CEI out of society.

Or we are in major trouble.

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Tabitha McIntosh(@TabitaSurge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Make Britain Laurence Fox Free Again
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Make Britain Laurence Fox Free Again 
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Laurence Fox(@LozzaFox) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Having an invasive spinal procedure tomorrow morning and feeling a bit cowardly about it.

Prayers appreciated. πŸ™πŸΌ

Night, night Twatter.

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Laurence Fox(@LozzaFox) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Great to live rent free in the child mutilation crews heads.

Thanks ⁦The Guardian⁩

β€œlike something Lawrence Fox might cry out to himself as he finishes masturbating.” theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Laurence Fox(@LozzaFox) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have made a deal with myself.

If I walk into a shop or supermarket next month and I see so much as a whisper of that shitty flag, I’m going to walk out and spend my money somewhere else.

I’m done with the normalisation of child sacrifice and mutilation.

Fuck Pride.

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Stuzi 🐝🐝(@stuzi_pants) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I wonder how β€˜spinal tapped’ here got on this morning with his exploratory surgery to try and find his backbone in there somewhere… I do hope Laurence Fox’s lead surgeon turns out to be Rupaul… we can but hope

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