closingUSD(@closingUSD) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Despite studying the human body (female) for 17 years

It still never ceases to amaze me

Bro autistically learning a “dragon squat????” for no other reason than

- It’s sick

Part of being a guy is setting ur mind on weird ass goals like this

She would never understand.

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JimN_Pats_Sox_Celts_Fan(@JimnFan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jill Biden stands by, HORRIFIED, as senile President Joe Biden, POOPS, in front of the White House. Seemingly UNAWARE of his actions, Biden waves to a tiny crowd of stunned onlookers, squats, and proceeds to take a giant dump on the White House driveway

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