Count Binface
@CountBinface
Space politician. Sane. Down with fascism, up with Ceefax. I beat Britain First in the London Mayor election. Support me here: https://t.co/C4KMfzoUpc
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http://countbinface.com 06-12-2018 14:09:46
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Bestselling author 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend: https://t.co/IOylVjHwzA Sunburn, a funny book about how shit The Sun is: https://t.co/Zewi6HPEDE
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Writer, 'The Decade In Tory', 'Four Chancellors and a Funeral' and 'Tories: The End of an Error' (expected soon after the election).
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The UK's finest journalist. Once had a fling with Boris Johnson. Parody. Follow my Substack 👇 https://t.co/au2aBU2YrG
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Born Andrew Scott. Aggravating entity. Author of Fake History. Fake Heroes out 25 May. Representation @pew_literary
Rishi Sunak says he will continue as an MP for North Yorkshire after the election if the Tories lose.
Not if I have anything to say about it.
#BinDayIsComing
Count Binface I've bought your book, Count. Please warn people not to read it when drinking a hot cup of tea, especially when wearing a white blouse, it is very funny. (I can't leave reviews, Amazon have banned me for leaving more than 5 in a single day - I was bedridden at the time)
Rishi Sunak says he will continue as an MP for North Yorkshire after the election if the Tories lose.
Not if I have anything to say about it.
#BinDayIsComing
What would I do to croissant prices if I was mayor of Manchester? Burn ‘em. #PunIntended
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